Posts Tagged ‘glenn beck’

Glenn Beck, “he’s our Oprah.”

November 5, 2009

“He’s our Oprah.” Heh heh. Wait… I thought that was supposed to be an insult…

Virtually every novelist in America fantasizes about being picked to appear on Oprah Winfrey’s talk show. But now an increasing number of writers have discovered a new champion: Glenn Beck, the outspoken media darling of populist conservatism.


Plush Book Deal for “Satan’s Mentally Challenged Younger Brother”

May 4, 2009

funny pictures of cats with captions

Satan’s mentally challenged younger brother, “Glenn Beck,” has landed quite a book deal. Did I put the quotes in the wrong spot? Oops, too late now. Anyway, he’s got a profit-sharing deal. Steven King gave “Beck” his satanic nickname, and “Beck” is now apparently a little smug that he’s getting the same treatment King receives. But hey, most people can’t tell the difference between pâté and dog food, so there’s room for authors of all tastes.